Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Dear Nondescript Virus ...

Dear Nondescript Virus,

Please take this personally, "You Are Not Welcomed In My Home".

I have to hand it to you though, you throw a mighty punch at your victims with this 106 F fever.  You certainly know how to level a person, all the way around.

You are the worst house guest ever, you make a huge mess, wreak havoc and are so mean to your host family.  Didn't anyone ever teach you manners on how to be a proper guest?

I've been way too polite with you, so now I'm demanding you pack up your "little germies" and leave today!  And let the door hit you on the way out!

You are not welcomed back ever and if you attempt to try to sneak back in I'll have to pull out serious ammunition - Have you heard of Lysol Disinfectant Spray?  Consider yourself warned!

Colleen
(aka Mom to Norah and Donovan)

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