Dear Robin ...

Dear Mrs. Robin:

You are frustrating me so.  I'm not mad at you for flying into my window all day long - I'm worried about you and your spouse.  I know you are confused and really think someone is harming you or your little babies.  I see the frazzled look in your eyes and how you get all your feathers in a bunch.  But really, its just you, you see in the window.  You are going to hurt yourself, and what good are you going to be to your babies when you are hurt?

I know hormones are probably playing a part in all of this.  Pregnant mommies and post pregnant mommies can really be a bit deranged.  I know I was!

I wish I could just reassure you that - the bird you see when looking through my window is really just you!

I really think you would benefit from some anti-anxiety meds!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Hyman